Quotes added on Sunday, May 25 2014

be the person your dog thinks you are

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yourcool
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I hope you fall in love with someone
who makes you question why you ever
thought you would be better off alone.

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yourcool
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9 out of 10 dentists recommend

following my blog, not just for a brighter smile but for a brighter future

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yourcool
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i'm a hopeless romantic with

a dirty mind who has high standards

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yourcool
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the first step to any murder is

to just have fun and be yourself

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yourcool
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if you ever get into a fight with your

significant other just breathe in the helium of a balloon and have an argument and the first one to laugh loses

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yourcool
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Me: Mommy, you look tired. Do you want me to help with some house chores?
Mom: No, darling, thanks! Just relax or do your homework.

After 5 minutes

Mom: Daniii! Come here and help me! Why are you always lazing around?!! You are never helping me with anything! You just play video games all day! Is this how your friends treat their mothers??

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DanielaMN
funny

Why can't we be together, if we both want to ?

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vikas shrivastav*
love

I think cussing is an ingenious beautiful way to describe every emotion I have ever felt in my life.

(So don't expect me to tone it down in my posts anytime soon. *cough* fck *cough*)

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dunner*
cussing

Strong enough to leave you,
but weak enough to need you

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foreverbrokenhearted
love