Quotes added on Wednesday, May 28 2014

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".
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preparing your ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

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I have to be funny because being hot is not an option

Nothing saves money like being antisocial
Perfect has 7 letterand so does meeeeee
            coincidence I think not
Sometimes I feel useless
but      then      I      remember      that 

breath out carbon dioxide foplants
I am the type of person you can tell anything to

I never said I would show you empathy
I'll probably just pat you on the head
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