Quotes added on Wednesday, May 28 2014

I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next".
 
 
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preparing your ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

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I have to be funny because being hot is not an option
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Nothing saves money like being antisocial
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Perfect has 7 letters and so does “meeeeee”
            coincidence I think not
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Sometimes I feel useless
but      then      I      remember      that 
I breath out carbon dioxide for plants
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I am the type of person you can tell anything to

I never said I would show you empathy
I'll probably just pat you on the head
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