Quotes added on Sunday, June 1 2014

I take you to be my lawful wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and nasty jokes, till dead battery do us part.

My boss yelled at me today "This is the 5th time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!?"

I said, "It must be Friday."

When I'm frustrated at someone I like to imagine them being smacked with a d!ck.
Not mine of course..
I want to hurt them not kill them

"My thoughts are stars
I cannot fathom into constellations."
                          
 

Is it scarier to think that you might not find anyone 
or is it scarier to think that you've already found them
and lost your shot?

A month ago, I would've wished for that dream to be true. Now though, I want nothing more than it to have featured someone else.