5 Good very good reasons to never date a
physicist
1
when you fall in love they will measure trajectory and velocity.
take note of just how quickly you collapse. they will not be there
to catch you. Your heart is just another gravitational experiment
to them. And it would be bad science to interfere.
2
any physicist can ell you that people never truly touch. this mean
when you kiss they're only feeling your absence. This makes
holding them just another name for loneliness. they will say that
to get you close would be catastrophic, explain that even the
universe tries to keep you at a distance. very sensation is just
the magnetism of your skin repelling. On a sub atomic level you are
repulsive to them
3
physics teaches us that matter is mostly comprised of empty space
between electrons. To them you are just the some of your
nothingness. you will never feel so hollow as when you lay beside a
physicist on a bed you are apparently not quite touching
4
entropy means your affection isn't sustainable. Devotion is not
a perpetual motion machine they can calculate just how much of your
love is getting lost in transfer. you do not leave long after you
stopped caring for them.
5 they will make your relationship a large hydron collider. you are
just a future supernova to them. you are one fight away of
recreating the big bang in your body. No one cares who' getting
caught in your crossfire. You're just another experiment in
combustion. Always remember that to a physicist the explosion is
just the beginning. they can't wait to see what sort of life
will rise from your reminisce
There comes a time in life
where everything seems narrow. Choices have been made. I can only
continue on. I know myself like the back of my hand. I can predict
my every reaction. My life has been cast in cement with airbags and
seatbelts. I've done everything to reach this point and now
that I'm here, I'm f*cking bored. The hardest thing is
knowing whether I'm still alive.