Quotes added on Wednesday, June 4 2014

I'm not always rude, Sometimes I'm sleeping.

Kendall Jenner bought her own apartment for $1.4 million and I'm out here struggling to buy a slurpee at 7-Eleven

Son: Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Nice son, is she hot?
Son: Hell yeah!
Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *Loads shotgun*

Boy: "ILY"
Girl: "Awwww, spell it out
Boy: "I'm leaving you..."

I'm not saying she's a sl*t, but she's been on more wieners than ketchup.

That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.

OMG 5 seconds of summer are on tv with 'she looks so perfect' and im dying of excitement! 

I want to tell you because you  are my best friend but i feel as if you cant know because you are my best friend....

Mom: "Can I use your laptop?"
Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*

hanging out with my new boyfriend




his mom tackles him on the couch and they start wrestling


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