Quotes added on Wednesday, June 4 2014

I know you've been watching p.orn when I step in the room and you're on the computer staring at the Google home page.
Miley Cyrus went from america's little country angel to hood b*tch in like .031 seconds.
I'm not rude. I'm honest. Not my problem you can't handle the truth.
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

what if I bought a cactus and just carried it around and whacked everyone who annoyed me with it

bc I totally would

if anyone wanted an update on 
my dog (which you probably didn't),
he's going to be fine (I think.) he had
a half-torn acl, and they're assuming
lymes. they gave pills for his knee and
pills for the lymes (that we're not sure
he has but better safe than sorry.)
they said they'll see if it heals itself and
if it doesn't then they'll resort to surgery.

he was so scared though, it broke my heart :(

                                            Never Lie to Her always keep it real with her


They're trying to build a prison for you and me;
oh baby, for you and me...
I’ve stopped being sorry for all my soft. I won’t apologise because I miss you, or because I said it, or because I text you first, or again. I think everyone spends too much time trying to close themselves off. I don’t want to be cool or indifferent, I want to be honest. If I love you at 5AM, I’d damn well rather that you know I felt it. If I love you two hours later, I’ll tell you then too. Listen, I won’t wait double the time it takes for you to text me back because I don’t want to. I don’t care enough to be patient with you. I’m happy, you made me feel that way, don’t you want to know? So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door. And I’m going to wake you up before the crack of dawn to tell you that I’m f*cking joyful, no pretending, not from me, not ever. Would you like some coffee, would you please kiss me? Here, these are my hands, this is my mouth, it is all yours.
 
“If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
-Veronica (Heathers) 
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