When I grow up
I want to have
one child,
wait until
they’re about
11 or 12„ then
have a bunch
of babies.
Then I
will hide them
around the
house, so
when my older
child says, “Mum,
where do
babies come
from?”
I can
just turn
around and
say, “Where DON’T they
come from?”
And start
pulling them
out of drawers and
stuff.