Quotes added on Thursday, June 12 2014

People who think America is all the same across the board haven’t been in the Soda vs. Pop vs. Coke vs. Cola War.

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

how can niall horan be your #5 when once harry styles offered him 20 dollars to make him a sandwich so niall took the money and made the sandwich before proceeding to eat the sandwich himself

I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

invite that person that’s sitting alone at lunch, don’t just let them sit there and be lonely. you don’t know who they are, or what they could be going through, but you can be their friend and invite them to sit with you

before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom

 
Everyone in my school
Thinks I'm a sl/t because
 I'm always rejecting the guys that the mean girls want; i find it funny and don't bother correcting them because I know

i'm a virgin

When I grow up I want to have one child, wait until they’re about 11 or 12„ then have a bunch of babies. Then I will hide them around the house, so when my older child says, “Mum, where do babies come from?” I can just turn around and say, “Where DON’T they come from?” And start pulling them out of drawers and stuff.
That awkward moment when..
you knock on a door but you forget if you knocked
or not.. so you just stand there..
Pain is temporay, but victory is forever.
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