Quotes added on Saturday, June 14 2014



What beautiful eyes you have love.
All the better to charm me with I suppose.
Yesterday, I hung out with three 6th graders who were ten times cooler than the vast majority of the people who go to my high school.

I'm having such a bad f*cking Saturday! 
If He Died Today
I Wouldn't
Give two
Fu*ks
If Kim and Kanye have another baby they could always call it East West or South West cos they've already got North West....but not West West cos that would be weird....
"swearing is unattractive” 
i’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off!
12 year old girls out here thinking they are "bad b*tches". Girl, you don't even have boobs yet so shut the f*ck up and sit the f*ck down.
"swearing is unattractive” 
i’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off!
Trying to complete a task before the Microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.
Me: I wish a hot guy would notice me.
Guy: Hi:)
Me: No, not you!
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