Quotes added on Sunday, June 15 2014

How many things would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?...
so, I almost hit a kid (teen) tonight.
I was driving into town with my sister,
and when we were just starting in, we
were behind a car that had to swerve 
to go around two kids (again, they were
teens) that were goofing off on the side
of the road. I was fairly close behind the 
car, so I copied them quickly because
there was a hill and you can't do that
s.hit on a hill. anyway, as soon as I 
swerved over, the kid on the inside
f.ucking darts into the right lane and
swings his arm out. seeing as I was
still mainly in the right lane, it scared 
the s.hit out of me. I probably just 
missed him. I don't know if he was
just going off of sound and thought
the only car coming was the car
in front of me, or if he was being a
little s.hit on purpose, or if he was
drunk (teen doesn't mean s.hit when
it comes to alcohol), but either way,
I have this extreme urge to go back 
and beat some sense into the moron.
It p.isses me off because if I would
have hit the f.ucker, that would have
been on me, not him- the one that
jumped in front of the road with
arms out wide.

I hate people.

sister: what's that sound?
me: it's just the races.
sister: it sounds like war of the worlds.
sister: run children, run!
me: TAKE THE CHILDREN FIRST.

 

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I was going through my old qoutes and the oonly one no one faved was when i told ya'll bout my grandpa dyeing... i had to laugh at the lack of support i got at that time
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