Quotes added on Sunday, June 29 2014

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."

-Muhammad Ali
Kids are like mini alchoholics.
Seriously.
"A lot of people think that just because you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do..
You'll live a long life. Maybe you will, but why do people measure life by years instead of how good the years were?"

-Gabriel Iglesias

 
Most kids nowadays wear those fancy Air Jordans and designer clothing,
But I'm still wearing black combat boots
and Pantera t-shirts.


 
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."


You don't say?

 
If you don't have anything nice to say..
Say it anyways.


That b.itch needs to hear the truth.
I always feel special when someone who is only following a few accounts follows me
When ever life is getting you down and you just fall down and don't wanna get back up. I give you the strength and teach you how to walk again
Dear bed
I love you I'm sorry we argued this morning and I missed our date this afternoon I'll try to be a better lover tomorrow
Forever yours
Loveless
"Give it to me!" She yelled,
"I'm so f.ucking wet,  give it to me now!"

She could  scream all she wanted,
I was keeping the umbrella.

 
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