Quotes added on Thursday, July 3 2014

If you scratch my back without me asking i might just fall in love with you
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Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict or broke.
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a pri/ck when I see one.
I always get motivated to eat healthy and workout but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over.
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I just want you, me and the butterflies in my stomach.

*After being in Hawaii for five minutes*
I can feel the humidity already. . .

 
I wasnt that drunk...
Dud you kept asking my
cat why he killed Mufasa
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