Quotes added on Saturday, July 19 2014



can i borrow your face


slow gymnastics





 

dont let anyone with bad eyebrows talk sh/t to you
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too 💕
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.
I miss you... Just kidding, I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go f*ck yourself b*tch..
Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you.
Luke Hemmings: I have chest pains.
Me: I have period pains...
I would sleep better with you next to me

Later is the best time to do anything.
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