Quotes added on Friday, July 25 2014



 




I told my mother I want to join the military and she said I was stupid










 
              






Steve for president.







 

Friend: When I was little I never wanted to watch Dora like my sister because I never understood why should would ask us questions even though she knew the answer. And when I did, I would always be like "DORA!!! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME!?!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT KNOWS!!"
And when she was like "What was your favorite part of the day?" I would be like
"It's only 10 AM and the day isn't over."

Me:  that bîtch like stares into your soul

Yahoo! Answers

Resolved Question


I HATE my sister ? we always fight, what do i do? 

.......................................................................................................................................

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters


pee into a bottle. every night when she falls asleep, pour the pee onto her, so she thinks she wets the bed. 

every night. 

after a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she wets the bed, this will make you look guilty. after a while of bugging her about it, you can start calling her a bed wetter. make sure you spread it around school. 

she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame. 

Source(s): 

i met a hobo once, his brother did the same thing to him.
if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bed wetter. 

format credit jimmy365


Watch me get ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUbv9Xw_NVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUbv9Xw_NVw
GET READY WITH ME



YOU ASKED WHAT I WROTE ABOUT BUT I COULDNT ANSWER BECAUSE IT WAS YOU IT WAS ALWAYS YOU ALL I EVER WROTE ABOUT WERE YOUR STUPID SOFT LIPS AND YOUR EYES THE COLOR OF SUMMER IT WAS YOU IT WAS ALWAYS FUKCING YOU



There's a lady who's sure that all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
So it slips through your hands like grains of sand, you watch it go.
There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark.
People You Might Like
  • Dudu*
  • br0kenwings
  • nicolešŸŒ¹*
  • dontsellyourselfshort
  • Steve
  • *Freedom*
  • Skimrande
Newest Wittians
  • waterbottle666
  • minime
  • emilyrose123
  • Jehriel
  • Georgian17
  • cressm1378
  • odbuckeyes12