Quotes added on Sunday, July 27 2014

Person walking behind me: Erm okay, I have a stalker now...


Person walking next to me: Move away from me peasant, who said you could walk next to me?


Person walking in front of me/overtakes me: Slow down, OMG, we're not in the Olympics

Dear all girls,
 

if a guy breaks your heart...
break his XBox in revenge,
then wait and see who cries the most...

Do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 4pm and you have achieved literally nothing.