I'm taking a nap
(For the rest of my life)
Don't bother me
(You might see my knife)
I'm always cold
(I'm hiding the scars)
I'm not hungry right now
(I'm counting my carbs)
I don't like people
(They bring so much pain)
I hate relationships
(They think it's a game)
Please don't leave me
(I need you here)
I'm always more truthful
When my monster is near
the fear of tampons that
exist in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things
i've ever seen
they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro
its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if
u ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just
pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction
and he will run as far away as possible its
hilarious