Quotes added on Tuesday, September 16 2014

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Am I empty inside, or do I have a whole world crawling beneath the surface?
Is it a wonderland of everything we did together, everything we were,
Or is it a wasteland of dark streets, flooded by the tears I shed, all its inhabitants chased out
By the blades that pierced the sky and the blood that ran cold?
Is the end of the tunnel just a trick, a false reality? 
Can I ever be me again, can I ever look at the pictures in my phone
That highlight the curve of your lip, the blue seas in your eyes, the wisps of hair I so desperately want to brush from your eyes;
Can I ever look at those and be okay?
Can I ever love anyone the way I loved you?



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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?" The man said to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."