Quotes added on Tuesday, September 23 2014
Fairy Tail
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AND I KNOW NONE OF THIS
WILL EVEN
MATTER FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. I KNOW
THAT IT WILL NOT MATTER WHAT TYPE OF
FRIENDS I HAD OR RELATIONSHIPS I DIDN'T
HAVE OR CLOTHES I WORE OR LIES I TOLD OR
PEOPLE I LOATHED OR PEOPLE I LOVED, BUT
RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS AT THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.
MATTER FOUR YEARS FROM NOW. I KNOW
THAT IT WILL NOT MATTER WHAT TYPE OF
FRIENDS I HAD OR RELATIONSHIPS I DIDN'T
HAVE OR CLOTHES I WORE OR LIES I TOLD OR
PEOPLE I LOATHED OR PEOPLE I LOVED, BUT
RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS AT THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.
Epic Fail
So I just read this:
"If you are the unlucky person in the family, and get elected to pay for and pick up the pizza, check this life hack out. No one likes cold pizza, and while a seat warmer in the sumIf you are the unlucky person in the family, and get elected to pay for and pick up the pizza, check this life hack out. No one likes cold pizza, and while a seat warmer in the summer may seem a little crazy, it’s the best way to make sure the pie stays cold on your drive home."
cold
COLD
COLD
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said
'Keep off the Grass'.
When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a
little behind in his work.
