Quotes added on Wednesday, September 24 2014

*At a Restaurant* 
 
"Would you like a table?" 
 
"NO not at all,
I came here to eat on the floor.
Carpet for 5 please." 
Oh, Wow. Probably making a quote. Probably has been years.











             got no plans for the
                                                                WEEKEND SO SHOULD           WE SPEAK THEN? KEEP IT BETWEEN FRIENDS?    




 

I hate it when you're eating cereal, and the last few pieces are like "catch me if you can"

lmfao.
I always felt that my greatest asset was not my physical ability, it was my mental ability,

 

 
CookieDough Formats
But Brutus says he was ambitious
Told this guy to text me when he got home,
he must be homeless or something

And Brutus is an honourable man
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