Quotes added on Monday, September 29 2014

So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

 

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


 

                                           
  I Love Listening to Lies
            When I know the truth.

 

 




This is happiness, to be everything at once.
Be unblinded, be unlearned,
be unbridled and unburned.

-No Parallels by Hands Like Houses

 






We're toe to toe, side to side, beneath the stars.
We will be unbreakable.

Shapeshifters by Hands Like Houses



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