Quotes added on Friday, October 17 2014

So I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark? "

I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Andrew"
I'll buy you 11 roses; 10 real and 1 fake.
And I'll love you 'til the last rose dies..
Don't you hate when
you're climbing the stairs
and you think there's one
more stair than there really is so you accidentally cheat on your wife?
Rubbing my fingers through my girlfriend's hair is one of the ways I show her affection...

And to let her know we're out of napkins.





Awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" and you have to use a knife, a pair of scissors, a gun, Thor's hammer and a light saber to open it.
That moment when you want to talk to someone else,
And there's already someone who died to talk to you!!
*Game of life-vocaloid eng lyrics*

My first life was so boring, just forget I mentioned it
And my second seemed to let me do all of the things my first life didn't
Third life was a hateful man all poison to the bone
In my fourth, I played piano but just didn't have the eyes to read the notes

In my fifth life, I supported girls- of course, that wasn't all
My sixth life was corrupted though I guess it was a little fun
Seventh life I cried so much and all I did was mourn
In my eigth life, was so rich I could've bought the world and everything

In this life is a game played by a flaky God
He gambles every life
Try to escape
but you know the path you're on is game and set

See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
See how he looks down on us like we're acting out a show
Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...

By nine, I drew some manga but the deadlines left me dead
My tenth life was a teacher, as a pedo*****;I worked part time
Next life, what, eleven? Sorry I try to forget...
Never could describe how awful- no, I'm terrified to think of all

The things that such a die can do, kinda crazy
Deciding everyday
Try to escape but
the days repeat and keep you here to stay

See how the game of life is never won, you only play
Bore him and you will find you're crumpled up and thrown away
Clinging to fate and blaming it when life won't go your way
Such a laugh, ha! Life is just a game

Cry out all your eyes or win a new fortune
The chance is one out of six
Try to escape
Why not try your luck and see what you may get?

See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
See how he looks down on us like we're acting out a show
Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...

Sickly grinning downward, tosses out a pair of dice
Cheating away around the board, "Ah, this is paradise."
People praying on their knees but no one there to hear
Ah, look down at all the puppets here

Ah, look up at all the puppeteers.







Nott Giving up:




Was probably the best thing I did.



 
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When the party is lame because of the lack of alcohol.
Y'all. Need. Jesus.

(did ya get it did ya get it)
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