Quotes added on Tuesday, November 18 2014

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

- Emmett  [Lego Movie]

My parents should be proud I'm addicted to video games and not drugs and alcohol

British accent: Justin Biebah
American accent: Justin Biebur
Australian: Jastin Beybah

You just tried out all the accents didn't you?

Wow, you're really going to fight with me on the internet?
What's the worst thing you can do?
Caps-lock me to death?!

True Story

"Life is short, smile while you got teeth."

"I love you with all my butt...
I would say my heart but my butt is bigger :D

I hate when websites ask: Are you human?

Me: No, I'm a vacuum

Tumblr: Dear girls, if a guy pauses their video games to text you back... marry him

Reality: B***! Go away, I'm playing video games!

Be careful of what the media teaches... not everything is worth learning but wisdom is worth dying for.