Quotes added on Tuesday, November 18 2014

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

- Emmett  [Lego Movie]
My parents should be proud I'm addicted to video games and not drugs and alcohol
British accent: Justin Biebah
American accent: Justin Biebur
Australian: Jastin Beybah

You just tried out all the accents didn't you?
Wow, you're really going to fight with me on the internet?
What's the worst thing you can do?
Caps-lock me to death?!

True Story
"Life is short, smile while you got teeth."
"I love you with all my butt...
I would say my heart but my butt is bigger :D
I hate when websites ask: Are you human?

Me: No, I'm a vacuum
Tumblr: Dear girls, if a guy pauses their video games to text you back... marry him

Reality: B***! Go away, I'm playing video games!
Be careful of what the media teaches... not everything is worth learning but wisdom is worth dying for.

Why'd we have to color so much in school? It didn't teach us anything. Is "staying in the lines" a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeois? 

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