Quotes added on Tuesday, November 18 2014

That moment when you know your family so well, you can tell whose footsteps are coming down the hall.

One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to a village.

He wanted to show him how poor people can be. They spent some time on the farm with the poor family.

dad asked: Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?

Son said:
- We have one dog, they have five.
- We have a pool, they have a river. 
- We have lanterns at night, they have the stars.
- We buy food, they grow their own.
- We have walls to protect us, they have friends.
- We have encylopaedia's, they have bibles.

When they headed home, the son said to his father: "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."

When hanging over a cliff;

Movies:

Person #1 - Let go off my hand or we'll both die. [cries]
Person #2 - No, there's no way I'm going to let go!

Reality:

Person #2 - Get of my hand B*****d!!! Die for your own good!
Person #1 - F**k! Pull me up!!!

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How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F_ _K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

Ans:

1.Books
2. Random
3. Fork
4. Pants
5. Pulse
6. Six

You got all 6 wrong, didn't you. Dirty minded freak!!

I gotta dig bick.

You read that wrong.

that awkward when you read that wrong too.

And said "Moment" after awkward.

This is awkward...

I was in a hospital today and I saw
thi cute guy with a cast on his leg
and my first thought was:

"Hey, this one can't run away!"

Niall Horan: Dude, I wasn't that drunk !!!

Louis Tomlinson: You let Liam run away with your food.

Niall Horan:... Give me a spoon!

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