Quotes added on Tuesday, November 25 2014

Cheesy Pick-up Line # 15:
Are you lost ma'am? because heaven is far away
Cheesy Pick-up Line #16:
Can i tie your shoe? because i dont want you falling for anyone else
Somebody in my first period today said "I'm as straight as a circle!"
I think I.finally found the perfect guy for me(: He makes me happier than I've ever been! ♥
HEY!!!! I KNOW its been a long time but heres another riddle!!!! 


 

What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is also made up of 3.




Sometimes is written with 9 letters, and then with 4. Rarely




consists of 6, and never is written with 5.




HINT: rEaD It CaReFuLlY!!!!! :)


Might be a long answer too so comment me! Good luck :)


 
Question: A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.

Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.

The rich man laughs.

Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.

The rich man laughs again.

Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?

The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?
Question: You have a flashlight that takes 2 working batteries. You have 8 batteries but only 4 of them work.

What is the fewest number of pairs you need to test to guarantee you can get the flashlight on?
Question: What has 4 fingers and a thumb, but is not living?

Question: What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
Question: Railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R's?
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