Quotes added on Sunday, November 30 2014

Common Sense
Is like deodorant.
The people that need it most
Never use it.


When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.
Everything happens for a reason.
But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.

Me and the Gummy Bears have a plot to take over the world.
But shh
Its a secret
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the
True Warmth.




Follow me down to the water
Through the trip wires in your head
Through the seven layers
Of your holy bed

When completely untrue statements are made about me or my health, of course a part of me wants to defend. Thing is, people have a right to imagine what they want to imagine. My job at those moments is to tell myself the truth. Am I taking care of myself in a healthy way? Am I respecting myself and being responsible? And over and over, I answer yes to that question.

                             -emma stone

” 








ALEX!

For the
Love of
God,
Will you
S t o p
and record
some Drums?



Holy $h it!








 

This quote does not exist.







How 'bout
you seriously
drink a
nice,
Cold,
glass of
Shut the
F u ( k up
?








 

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