Quotes added on Tuesday, December 16 2014

I want a boyfriend
But I don't want to deal with the drama of having one
holler at everyone taking finals this week and they haven't paid attention all semester 
Some people just need a high five
in the face
with a chair
(:
I'm fat-orexic.
I like food
I hate being fat.
LOL
My math teacher is like a sweet old lady but she's kinda dumb. this is what she did when one of my friends fell asleep during notes:
here's my friend snoring in the corner and then My teacher walks over and says "um, good morning sweetie. It's uh time to simplify fractions."
So I was reading random facts and DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF 5 TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU REALLY ARE?!
...This lowered my self esteem to negative 8
I'm sorry everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help that I'm so popular.
















For the first time I’ve found someone I hate leaving. I’ve found someone that I can’t get enough of. That accepts me for who I am and doesn’t tell me I need to change. I think I’ve found someone who I can fall madly in love with.



 
That awkward moment when you fart in front of your boyfriend
LOL
what boyfriend.
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