How to Survive Until Friday
morning revel in the worst possible day so that it tastes like
the salt of blood in your mouth.
he'll ask you on a date for this weekend but in case he
doesn't don't panic because he might
not like you.
Panic because he
is too proud to tell you he likes you as
though you are far less than he thinks he deserves.
eat a bowl of sugar cereal for the sweet crunch of counting
down the days you have left until the
If your teacher makes you feel nervous around them remember
that its only because they are too
scared of you to be nice to you.
they kick your butt for not doing
what they want pretend you are on a lonely island surrounded by
man eatting fish and you'll know how they
morning twerk because it's hump day and this day is
dedicated to your butt.
be today but you shall not pass
Avoid them at all costs so you do not have to make awkward eye
contact and not know whether to say hi or not.
If it doesn't work give them the up nod so its not too
friendly but not unfriendly, a convention that was invented for
Thursday morning apply the yellow paint
to your face that disguises the purple bruises in the water on
No make ups for the failed quiz
The make up will make you feel like a prostitute but you
secretly love being a bad girl.
If you get cat called, give them the longest stare of your life
and hopefully they
in submission like animals usually do.
Friday morning blast Taylor Swift so you can try to get over
that guy who doesn't care enough about you to call you.
Pop quiz today to end the week
You will not go out with your friends because you are exhausted
from worrying about your social calender just this week.
If your mom pressures you to go out because she thinks
you're too socially anxious and an introvert, just go to