Quotes added on Monday, January 26 2015

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If you let me have my way

I swear I'll tear you apart

 


A phone call I'd rather not recieve
please use my body while I'll sleep
 


A drunkard is a dead man
And all dead men are drunk          



 
          

 
 
     






 



Is this the way a toy feels     
when its batteries run dry?
I am the watch you always wear,

               but you forget to wind.

 




In the movie of my life
                                                         
                                                                                                        →
starring you instead of me

 


      Maybe next time
                               I'll remember not to to tell you something stupid like "I'll never leave your side."




Would you mind if I sat next to you
and watched you smile?                         
So many people, but I only see you        

           and I don't think you notice me

"I'm not your typical stoned 18-year-old
give me a night, I'll make you"
Why doesn't anyone hid the body in a grave yard? It's less odvious than hiding it in your bathroom


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