Quotes added on Sunday, May 10 2015

I changed my password to incorrect
because if I forget the computer will say
"Your password is incorrect"

My parents should be proud of me
because I'm addicted to FaceBook
not to drugs!

Dear Dairy,

Me son, Patrick, and his lovely wife, Susan, brought the kids up to the farm today. The sun was out and Pammie baked us some gooey chocolate brownies and once again, everything was fine and dandy. The children got to ride the horses out in the paddock and played with Barnaby, me sheep dog. Us adults had some bubbly and laughed till the sun set. It was a real good day.

-Farmer Feckle out home skillets.

I thought air was free...
Untill I bought a bag of chips.

Yes, I am scared of love, but I am never scared to love you.
Ever wonder 'bout what he's doin'?
How it all turned to lies...
You do not need to be cruel because you lack empathy
 
You do not need to make a person feel worse because you cannot understand the problems they have
This quote does not exist.
Welcome to our society.

You'll be judged for the clothes you'll used,
the music that you listen,
the books that you read,
your appearance, and form to think and act.

Enjoy your travel :)

 

The only water I'm drowning in
is the ocean blue of his eyes.

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