my mom dragged me to the doctor's
and apparently you can pass out/faint from
swallowing sometimes. according to my
actual doctor. I don't know, seems weird
but I'm a high school drop out and she's a college graduate, so.
doctor: what do you wear to a roller derby? sister: skates! doctor: oh no, no, no. I can barely ride a bike. doctor: I'm at that age where if I fall, I'll
break
something and pee all over myself.