Quotes added on Friday, July 24 2015
When someone says that “Nothing can
be
more complicated than Love”
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Throw Books on their
face….;-)
more complicated than Love”
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Throw Books on their
face….;-)
“ Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at
it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like
10 other women in
front of 10,000 people...
it..
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like
10 other women in
front of 10,000 people...
I have
lots of jokes
in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautifulâ€
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautifulâ€
Hey
friend
remember
dat
withoutstupidity
there
can
be no
wisdom&
without
ugliness
there
can
be no
beauty..so
the
world
needs
you
after
all!
Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!
D e d
i c a
t e dTo
All
MyD
e v i
l sThere
r 2 Things
ToWorry
In Life
. ..Either
You’ll
Go ToHeaven
Or Hell
. . .If
You
Go To
HeavenMay
You’ll
Get
BoredAndIf
You
Go To
HellYou’ll
Be So
Damn
BusyShaking
Hands
WithF
r i e
n d s
. . .
=P =D
Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!
How
to Kill
a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
Hey
friend
remember
dat
without
stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs you after all!
stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs you after all!
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His MomSaw A Couple Kissing
On The Road,He Suddenly Shouted & Said:Look Mom look, that boy
and girlAre Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
