A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with
trembling hands: "Dear Mum, it is with great regret & sorrow that I
am writing to you, i had to escape with my new boyfriend because i
wanted to avoid a scene with you & Dad. I've been finding real
passion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings,
tattoos, beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion
Mum, i am pregnant & he said that we will b very happy. He already
owns a traitor in the woods & has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. He wants to have many more children with me & that is now
one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone & we'll b growing it for us & trading it with his
friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime
we'll pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so he can get better,
he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mum, i am 15yrs old now & i know
how to take care of myself. Someday i am sure we'll be back to
visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter,
Sophie... P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbors house. I just wanted to remind u that there r worse
things in life than my report card that's in my desk top drawer. I
love u! Call me when it is safe to come home..