1. I hate myself. So much. Cripplingly so.
2. I never, ever show my thighs. Actually, I rarely
show much skin at all other than forearms, feet, and the
collarbone up.
3. I'm really good at dealing with abusive people and I
will protect you.
4. I will always, no matter what stand up for you, even if
I don't agree with you (unless it specifically goes against
my deepest morals).
5. Terrible study partner. Truly horrific to be honest.
You'll just get angry with me because I won't do
any work.
6. I can be really rude to people I just meet. Or
standoffish. Or, worse, just dismissive of them.
7. Inside jokes are my specialty. We shall have a billion, and
it shall be grand.
8. I fxcking hate it when people ask me invasive
questions as if they have a right to know. I hold people
at a distance for a reason.
9. My singing voice isn't actually that bad. I won't
make your eardrums bleed, at least. Unless I'm trying to
belt out Let It Go.
10. If we're in the same fandoms, prepare for the
biggest emotional rollercoasters of your life.
11. + I'll write you lots of crapfics.
12. + I'll draw you lots of trashart.
13. I'll probably try to pull you into shxtty baking blogs.
You will comply bc you love me.
14. I am so messy. Oh my god, I'm
so messy. It's a disaster site. Remnants of a bomb blast.
Good Lord, I'm SO MESSY. Clothes all over the floor
and papers under the kitchen table and fuzzy pipecleaners on
the window sill for no apparent reason. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
15. My room will usually have 3-5 book towers in varying
degrees of stability.
16. When you cath me staring hollowly at my hands,
you'll know to keep a special eye on me to make sure I
don't do something stupid.
17. I find LGBTQA+ pride rallies triggering of panic
attacks.
18. I come alive during the night.
19. I look really stoic and calm and confident around other
people but the second I'm behind closed doors my shoulders
slump and I'm exhausted to the point of tears.
20. I will try to move out when I have a particularly bad
philophobia-induced depressive period. And you stop me, if you
can.