Quotes added on Thursday, December 3 2015

Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police CAR for something you didn't do

Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Helped someone
Gone fishing

Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone

Snorted cocaine
Failed a class

Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die

Been at a funeral
Burned yourself

Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day (Maybe? I don't even know...)

Flown on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing

Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved

Shoplifted something

Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class

Had detention

Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from the library (Nope but probably stole some CD's...)
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital

Been treated in a mental hospital (Lol...treated...haaaahahahahaha)
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale

Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at a lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test

Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a
Written a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a coloring book over age 12

Had surgery
Had stitches (Well, had staples...same dif...)

Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once

Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone who had a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Suffered any form of abuse

Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal

Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school (Accidentally)

Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo (Not yet anyway...)
Had something peirced
Got straight A's
Been on the honor roll

Known someone with HIV or AIDS

Sky is not the limit if your heart is in it, for when you do something with all your heart, it just happens.-RVM ‪#‎Inspiration‬ ‪#‎Stayinspired‬
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster

So I wrote you a sad song to keep you happy, you can head bang to it with your friends, while I sit lonely. It's got good rhythm and you can dance to the beat, don't worry about me because I go through more pain than you do coffee. The harmonies are a bit off, but when do I ever even have something going on? I wrote you a sad song to keep you happy. I Put down myself while I lifted you above me. What a sad relationship that we've got going, dear you know I love to see you shiny and glowing, but it's time I thought about myself now, I don't know how to do it but I'll figure it out somehow. So I'm sorry to say, in the end of your song, that I wrote you when you really needed one. But I have to put myself first, and maybe place you in third, because I've got my own life and still a lot to learn. I may have pushed you away, but it's only so my wings don't get in your face.


Today is gonna suck.


Eight Things I care about more than people

1. My Witty Profile Music
(I change my music every week)

2. My Handwritten Letters
See "My Penmanship"

3. My Music
(I will choose listening to Tyler Josephs voice over a family get together any day)

4. How I Look
(It takes at least a half hour for me to decide what to wear)

5.  My Hair

6. My Penmanship
See "My Handwritten Letters"

7. Coffee

(Not to be cliche, but my coffee comes first before meeting new people)

8. My Gif Quotes
(I spend hours finding the right gif)


It's funny how you're nice to my face. It's hilarious how you talk sh1 t behind my back. And it's downright comical that you think I'm unaware.
Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It's not that difficult.
I love you but I don't want to be loved by you!!

funny when you look on witty quotes for funny quotes , nothing comes up but break up stuff , now how am i suppose to laugh about that.

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