Quotes added on Tuesday, December 8 2015

An external motive can never Inspire you. It will only Motivate you to move, but you will soon stop. Seek Inspiration!-RVM #Inspiration #Stayinspired


a twelve year old:  omfg I just turned twelve and I don't have a boyfriend, omgggggg i am forever alone someone buy me some cats
me: TWELVE YEARS OLD?!!!!???? AND NO BOYFRIEND???///??? OH MY GOD CLEARLY YOU ARE ALONE FOR LIFE. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.

 

and God said unto John,
"come forth and recieve eternal life."
but John came fifth, and won a toaster.





what if someone called your phone, whispered your witty username and then hung up




 






who told spiders it was ok to come inside of my house this is not some kind of hotel im running you need to leave






 



60+9=69
9+60=69
This is math.



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