Quotes added on Saturday, December 12 2015

How to attract the common white girl:

- Sit in a circle of uggs

- Pour Starbucks all over yourself

-Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud

- Sit and wait

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Fav this if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.

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Everything I hate: Volume One

- Slow wifi
- No wifi
- Most people in my town
- Close minded people
- Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
- People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
- People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
- People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
- People who have to argue with everything
(ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
- Slow lines at the store
- Pepsi max
- When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
- When you press send but it doesnt send
- When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
- Teachers who hate you for no reason
- The mini candy bars
- Studying
- Summer homework
- Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
- People who snoop through my phone
- Sneaky parents
- Hypocrites
- Probably you lol

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Be yourself.