Quotes added on Sunday, February 7 2016

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As the world comes to an end,
i'll be here to hold your hand,
  AND I'M YOUR LIONHEART.
 

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Friend: Wanna come over and watch the Super Bowl?
Me: Does that mean I have to know what's going on?

Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?

the only thing retail has taught me is that old people are mean, and the best time to rob a store is on a holiday weekend; because banks are closed so stores stock up om change, and that holiday flow of customers means money.