Quotes added on Tuesday, April 26 2016
I almost constantly am drowning. I dont even know who I am anymore
I act so different around so many people. Are all these me's fake
or I dont know
Today, I will look around & enjoy all the beautiful things that
are around me rather than yearn for things that are beyond my
control & become miserable.-RVM
THE SIGNS
AS
TEACHERS
Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
Scorpio: What am I doing here?
Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!
Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
Taurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
Gemini: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
Leo: *Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
Virgo: Take your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
Libra: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
Scorpio: What am I doing here?
Sagittarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
Pisces: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!
Your soul
is haunting
me.
And telling me
that everything
is
fine
THE
SIGNS ON
A ROAD TRIP IN
THE BUS
Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Taurus: *Eats*.
Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
Virgo: *Reads*
Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S READING!
Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?
Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Taurus: *Eats*.
Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
Virgo: *Reads*
Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S READING!
Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?
Dad, you promised me you'll be there for me. That you'll scare off
my first boyfriend, you'll hunt the first guy who breaks my heart
and walk me through the isle at my wedding day. I'm now 17 and
you're already gone. 10 years, dad. 10 years have passed and I
still can't accept the fact that you're not here anymore. How do I
move on?...
ladies, if he knows you for one day
and he's already hitting you with the
"I love you", he's probably lying. and
if he adds in "I've never felt this way
about anyone before.." then not only
is he lying, but he probably throws
that same line to anyone that'll listen.
all in all: proceed with caution.
and he's already hitting you with the
"I love you", he's probably lying. and
if he adds in "I've never felt this way
about anyone before.." then not only
is he lying, but he probably throws
that same line to anyone that'll listen.
all in all: proceed with caution.
