Quotes added on Thursday, October 13 2016





*me to the bartender*
i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it



 






i am fcking gold but you prefer
silver and that's okay.











Im sitting in class and I just hear this kid say to his friend:
“Why would the clowns attack college campuses if we’re all dead inside anyway?”



 




Please eat. I know its easy to skip meals and go hours without anything but please go and get something to eat. You deserve proper meals even if you haven’t exercised, even if they’re more calories than you can count, even if you had take out yesterday. Just eat.



 




do you ever drop something and instead of
picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are



 




"Act my age?
What the fck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fck.
It will still drown your a.s with vigor."








i dont have a nervous system.
i am a nervous system.



 




we need to stop being so desperate about
finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

 




 
emo stands for eat me out



 




Growing up my mom made me believe that
someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.



 
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