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Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.
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Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
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To me it's not a near riot unless it's within 10 feet.
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