Quotes added on Friday, September 20 2019

30 Days Hath February

A calendrically accurate, more lyrical alternative to the traditional '30 Days Hath September.'

30 days hath February
Minus two in most years, while April won't vary
Likewise June, September, and November
But add a day for months 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, plus December

Is the 'is' in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's quote 'Never say more than is necessary' necessary?
I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged. 
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