Quotes added on Tuesday, March 31 2020

A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturizer that makes you look ten years younger.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my back, he made a bolt for the door.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
A zen student asked the hot dog vendor to make him one with everything.
The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.
What do you call a running chicken?
Poultry in motion.
A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
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