Quotes added on Tuesday, March 31 2020
A nine
year
old
girl
has
disappeared
after
using
moisturizer
that
makes
you
look
ten
years
younger.
I tried to kidnap a blacksmith, but when I turned my
back, he made a bolt for the door.
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming
gifts.
A zen
student
asked
the
hot
dog
vendor
to make
him
one
with
everything.
The oddest years of my high school
career were 9th and 11th.
What
do you
call
a running
chicken?
Poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion.
A
scientist
cloned
himself,
but the
clone
turned
out to
be incredibly
rude.
Eventually,
the scientist
got sick
of his
clone
and
pushed
him over
a cliff.
The next
day he
was arrested
for making
an obscene
clone
fall.
Have you heard about the
new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
They're making headlines!
