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Holiday Song Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "all you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler"].
Happy holidays everybody!

add to favs - #447256 by m00se on January 06, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Listen up now fella's! we don't have the (+) button so.. people can ^press if they
highlighted something,_{celbrate a holiday}, sleep with a teddy, are single or etc!
so serilouy use it the riqht way - tellinq the owner of the quotes that you like it!.

add to favs - #447229 by baby_t4k3_m3h_hand on January 06, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Isn't iiT amazinq When; (#12]
Yur looking at yur crush[bf]
and he stares back at you.

add to favs - #447225 by baby_t4k3_m3h_hand on January 06, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Isn't iiT amazinq When; (#11]
when a hot guy hits on you?
but.. then.. you get nervous and sweat.

add to favs - #447224 by baby_t4k3_m3h_hand on January 06, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Isn't iiT amazinq When; (#10]
your watching t.v. but you cant
focus because your day dreaming
of you and him together ?

add to favs - #447222 by baby_t4k3_m3h_hand on January 06, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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Isn't iiT amazinq When; (#9]
yur on a date and then..
you think sumthing might go wrong..
but everything goes all right.

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[&+] WHO HERE ON WITTY
knows who chris crocker is ?!

<3333333

add to favs - #447126 by dvgbetes on January 05, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERiCAN TEENAGER. <--- its backk !

and if you love it like i do, you'll hit +

[=

add to favs - #446985 by xopinkk15x on January 05, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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                   fOr AlL tHE weED tHAT i sM0keD
                      y0 thiS blUnts f0r you. t0 AlL ThE
                      PeOPle iVe offEndEd ; yEah fUCk
                      yOuu tOo.f0R aLl thE fRiEnds i uSe
                      to Have . yO i misS my pAst , bUt I
                      sTill dOnt giVe a fUCk., yA`Ll cAn
                      kIsS my AsS "*             - eminem

add to favs - #446956 by 80881x on January 05, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

fOr AlL tHE weED tHAT i sM0keD 
                      y0 thiS blUnts f0r you. t0 AlL ThE 
                      PeOPle iVe offEndEd ; yEah fUCk 
                      yOuu tOo.f0R aLl thE fRiEnds i uSe 
                      to Have . yO i misS my pAst , bUt I 
                      sTill dOnt giVe a fUCk., yA`Ll cAn 
                      kIsS my AsS "*             - eminem

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hi hater

bye hater

add to favs - #446951 by 80881x on January 05, 2009 filed under famous - get code - report quote

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