Flirty Quotes

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Edward Cullen:
S p a r k l i n g
Since1918

*make it look pretty* change colors if u want

add to favs - #373584 by w0ahitsnikki19 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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[18:37] getcha somee bby: wanna be my new husband? frankies not very good 
[18:37] D2theREW4after2: frankie hoo?
[18:37] getcha somee bby: aquino
[18:38] getcha somee bby: he jacks off instead of sleeping with me.
[18:38] D2theREW4after2: well yea i am ur new husband
[18:39] getcha somee bby: okay goodd
[18:41] D2theREW4after2: but u have to see me more often

[18:42] getcha somee bby: yess i knowww
[18:42] getcha somee bby: [18:40] getcha somee bby: IM FILING FOR DIVORCE!
[18:40] LolFrank95: omg
[18:40] LolFrank95: fine
[18:41] getcha somee bby: drews my new husband! he sleeps with me instead of jacking off!
[18:41] LolFrank95: fine
[18:42] D2theREW4after2: lol
[18:42] D2theREW4after2: ha
[18:42] D2theREW4after2: sweet
[18:42] D2theREW4after2: i think we have to start this relationship with some honeymoon sex
[18:43] getcha somee bby: mmmmk x)
[18:44] getcha somee bby: i love my husbandd!
[18:44] D2theREW4after2: i love my wifey



^real conversation with my best guy friend drew :P :)^

add to favs - #373548 by summerloverboylover on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Don’t You Hate It When….
 A guy likes you, But you don’t like him until he’s over you?

*not mine* just thought it was cute

add to favs - #373515 by w0ahitsnikki19 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Don't you hate it when..
you laugh hysterically at something and no one
else thinks it's funny?

*not mine* just thought it was cute
 

add to favs - #373511 by w0ahitsnikki19 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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You Are E X A C T L Y  My Brand Of Heroin <3

~ Twilight~ u gotta love it <33

add to favs - #373506 by w0ahitsnikki19 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Do I
D A Z Z L E
You?

~Twilight~ u gotta love it <3

add to favs - #373498 by w0ahitsnikki19 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Hav you ever asked your self... "why did i fall for you!"

nope? me either



add color to lazy =P

add to favs - #373459 by Moibomb_12 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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Dad: theres a robber going around stealing tips from tip jars

Boy: who cares, you never give us the tips and you know half the money comes from these dimples right here

Dad: well hes also stealing cupcakes

Boy: why dont we call the cops

Dad: the cops are to worried about people stealing cars, and stuff

Boy: what, i have never drivin a car before, but i eat a cupcake everymoning



( from wizards of waverly place )
 

add to favs - #373445 by pups378 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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psst.
wanna know a secret?
i go to bed every night
wishing you were mine.
can you please change
that to me loveing that
you are mine? <3

add to favs - #373443 by bobbypingirl101 on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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-> Uh Oh! Baby, =[ <-
i got a [ boo-boo ], riqht on my cheek.
Can you kiss it to make it better?
OUCH! my lip hurts! Kiss it?

add to favs - #373431 by x0xqurliex0x on December 04, 2008 filed under flirty - get code - report quote

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