Flirty Quotes

_-_oh cupid_-_
just shoot me already
quote number 1173779
filed under flirty
  8
39% emo
21% slutty/whore
7% jock
15% nerd
7% prep




EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ ] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:13
PART TWO:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 7
PART THREE:
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[x] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:4
PART FOUR:
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[x] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 5
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[ ] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[ ] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[ ] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 4
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
quote number 1173635
filed under flirty
  0
tExTiNg ♥

her (7:53 PM):  you gotta go?

him (7:54 PM):  
Nm jus lyin down thinkin of u

her (7:56 PM):  
seriously?

him (7:57 PM):  Mhm wbu

her (7:58 PM):  same.

him (7:58 PM):  
Aw ur so sweet

her (7:59 PM):  yeahh :)



<3
quote number 1173557
filed under flirty
  5
" Give Me A Chance, I Promise
You Won't Regret It"
quote number 1173544
filed under flirty
  8
I've_got_your_phone_number;

[&&] I'm not afraid to use it.


i think it's minee, thanks.
quote number 1173464
filed under flirty
  9
BOY;; I now give you permisson to facebook stalk me ;)

quote number 1173457
filed under flirty
  23
36% emo
21% slutty/whore
12% jock
6% nerd
21% prep




EMO
[ ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[ ] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:12
PART TWO:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[x] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 7
PART THREE:
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[x] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[x] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:4
PART FOUR:
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[x] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[x] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[ ] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 7
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd

quote number 1173448
filed under flirty
  0
Look, boy.
I'm warning you.
Ask me out...
or i'll ask you
.

minee? I think yessh. 
quote number 1173447
filed under flirty
  4
i'll never be made of plastic, so glad that my hearts elastic. No matter what you do, i'll bounce back off of you, cut me but im not bleeding.... and i come with imperfections, epitome of perfection, if you cant understand, loving the way i am, then your no good for me, so glad i kept my recipt. ♥
quote number 1173301
filed under flirty
  4
Babe;
It's not me;
It's you
<3
quote number 1173261
filed under flirty
  3

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