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i'm so bad ass
((i straightened my hair even thought it's already straight))


*remake of my old quote(:*


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''Good Girls''
are only bad girls that haven't been caught(;


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TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: Shit i'm late... again

2. What did you do last night?: facebook

3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends

4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ sierras

5. What did you last cry over?: love

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music

7. What are your plans tomorrow?: SLEEP!

9. What are you worried about?: money

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: talking to my own personal Edward

NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes

2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: no

4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes


EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw?: my sister

2. Who was the last person you hugged?: my sister

3. Who was the last person you called?: my dad

4. Who was the last person to call you?: sierra

5. Who was your first crush?: conner

6. Who was the last person to text message you?: sydney

7.Who is the last person you texted? sydney

8. Who did you last yell at? dad


SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower? yesterday morning

2. When did you last see your mom? 15 minutes ago

3. When was your last hug?: 2 hours ago

4. When did you last dress up?: wednesday

5. When was the last time you cried? a week ago

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago

7. When were you born?: september 7, 1995

SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 10 minutes away

2. Where did you last go?: school

3. Where did you last hang out?: school

4. Where do you go to school?: chesterton middle

5. Where is your favorite place to be?: a friends house

6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room



FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?: yes

2. Do they like you too?: i hope so

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: yes

4. Do you know the muffin man? hells yes

5. Does the future scare you?: a little


FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: i dont know why. we aply the opposite attrack rule to our friendship

2. Why did you get a Facebook?: because my bffl had one

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was in a book and they liked it

4. Why are you doing this survey?: i thought it looked cool

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to shape- shift

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: a plane? with gas.



TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: no

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: only if its my family or my bffl


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1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: married, 12 kids, corporate lawyer
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TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: a guy

2. What did you do last night?: pot

3. What is the most important part of your life right now? friends and 2 guys

4. What would you rather be doing right now?: nothing im with mar.

5. What did you last cry over?: karl

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music

7. What are your plans tomorrow?: get a new phone bitches.

9. What are you worried about?: losing karl

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?:  having sex.


NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes

2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes

4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: yes

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: no who the fuck do you think i am you douche nozzle!


EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw?: MARINA!

2. Who was the last person you hugged?: bry

3. Who was the last person you called?: bry

4. Who was the last person to call you?: bry

5. Who was your first crush?: chris d.

6. Who was the last person to text message you?: chris lion

7.Who is the last person you texted? chris lion

8. Who did you last yell at? bry


SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower? this morning

2. When did you last see your mom? few hours ago

3. When was your last hug: 2 sec ago

4. When did you last dress up?: thursday

5. When was the last time you cried? like 8 hours ago

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: 2 fridays ago

7. When were you born?: january


SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 15 min away

2. Where did you last go?: my room

3. Where did you last hang out?: um my bed (;

4. Where do you go to school?: stfu you dont need to know

5. Where is your favorite place to be?: with my friends

6. Where did you sleep last night?: my boyfriends pants



FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?: fuck yes

2. Do they like you too?: both.

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: nahh im fuckin sexy

4. Do you know the muffin man? yeah hes my neighbor.

5. Does the future scare you?: how do i fucking know


FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause i love them with a deep passion, its like hotter than helll.

2. Why did you get a Facebook?: none yo business

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: how the fuck do iknow?

4. Why are you doing this survey?: why do you care

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to kill you.

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: i guesss.

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my boyfriends dick.



TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: yeah...?

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: well....i guess?


ONE

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: to become a model.
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 S M i L E
[all of your enemies will die eventually]





nottminee(:

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Y o u 'v  b e e  p i c k l e d! 

     
I s   i  j u s  m , o  d o e  t h a  s o u n d  

  w a a a y y y     i n a p p r o p r i a t e !
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Today, I got kicked out of gay club at school.
I guess they found out i was straight when i kept waring my "Ilove boys" shirt.

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Today, 

our school had to plan a fundraiser to earn money for our annual food drive, which we compete with against a rival school. Our school decided to have a Quidditch match. Our principal dressed as Dumbledore and we had students narrate the game in British accents. We even had our fake male cheerleaders dress-up and make a dance to a mix of Single Ladies and the Harry Potter theme song. Guess whose school won? 
MLIA


no creditt! mylifeisaverage.com
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TEN WHATS:

1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: i don't wanna go to school

2. What did you do last night?: lots of homework

3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends and family

4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ the football game

5. What did you last cry over?: stress

6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music

7. What are your plans tomorrow?: going out with people

9. What are you worried about?: losing my family

10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: seeing New Moon!!!!!


NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:

1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes

2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes

4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no

6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes

7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no

8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no

9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes


EIGHT WHOS:

1. Who was the last person you saw?: my dad

2. Who was the last person you hugged?: Brittany

3. Who was the last person you called?: Victoria

4. Who was the last person to call you?: Victoria

5. Who was your first crush?: thomas

6. Who was the last person to text message you?: dad

7.Who is the last person you texted? dad

8. Who did you last yell at? dad


SEVEN WHENS:

1. When was your last shower? this morning

2. When did you last see your mom? 5 minutes ago

3. When was your last hug?: 4th block

4. When did you last dress up?: thursday

5. When was the last time you cried? 'bout 2 months ago

6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago

7. When were you born?: July


SIX WHERES:

1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 30 minutes away

2. Where did you last go?: wal- mart

3. Where did you last hang out?: UNCG

4. Where do you go to school?: j.m.

5. Where is your favorite place to be?: w/ my sister

6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room



FIVE DO/DOES:

1. Do you like someone right now?: yes

2. Do they like you too?: i hope so

3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: sometimes

4. Do you know the muffin man? no

5. Does the future scare you?: a little


FOUR WHYS:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause they've been there for me since the start

2. Why did you get a Facebook?: don't have one

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was different

4. Why are you doing this survey?: im bored

THREE IFS:

1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to read peoples minds

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately

3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my sister



TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:

1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: maybe

2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: maybe not sure


ONE

1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: i don't know
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"Someone call the vet because these puppies are SICK!"








-When In Rome
can't wait to see it this january<3
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