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*remake of my old quote(:*
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''Good Girls''
are only bad girls that haven't been caught(;
TEN WHATS:
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: Shit i'm late... again
2. What did you do last night?: facebook
3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ sierras
5. What did you last cry over?: love
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: SLEEP!
9. What are you worried about?: money
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: talking to my own personal Edward
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: no
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: my sister
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: my sister
3. Who was the last person you called?: my dad
4. Who was the last person to call you?: sierra
5. Who was your first crush?: conner
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: sydney
7.Who is the last person you texted? sydney
8. Who did you last yell at? dad
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? yesterday morning
2. When did you last see your mom? 15 minutes ago
3. When was your last hug?: 2 hours ago
4. When did you last dress up?: wednesday
5. When was the last time you cried? a week ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago
7. When were you born?: september 7, 1995
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 10 minutes away
2. Where did you last go?: school
3. Where did you last hang out?: school
4. Where do you go to school?: chesterton middle
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: a friends house
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: yes
2. Do they like you too?: i hope so
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: yes
4. Do you know the muffin man? hells yes
5. Does the future scare you?: a little
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: i dont know why. we aply the opposite attrack rule to our friendship
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: because my bffl had one
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was in a book and they liked it
4. Why are you doing this survey?: i thought it looked cool
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to shape- shift
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: a plane? with gas.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: no
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: only if its my family or my bffl
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: married, 12 kids, corporate lawyer
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: Shit i'm late... again
2. What did you do last night?: facebook
3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ sierras
5. What did you last cry over?: love
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: SLEEP!
9. What are you worried about?: money
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: talking to my own personal Edward
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: no
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: my sister
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: my sister
3. Who was the last person you called?: my dad
4. Who was the last person to call you?: sierra
5. Who was your first crush?: conner
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: sydney
7.Who is the last person you texted? sydney
8. Who did you last yell at? dad
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? yesterday morning
2. When did you last see your mom? 15 minutes ago
3. When was your last hug?: 2 hours ago
4. When did you last dress up?: wednesday
5. When was the last time you cried? a week ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago
7. When were you born?: september 7, 1995
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 10 minutes away
2. Where did you last go?: school
3. Where did you last hang out?: school
4. Where do you go to school?: chesterton middle
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: a friends house
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: yes
2. Do they like you too?: i hope so
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: yes
4. Do you know the muffin man? hells yes
5. Does the future scare you?: a little
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: i dont know why. we aply the opposite attrack rule to our friendship
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: because my bffl had one
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was in a book and they liked it
4. Why are you doing this survey?: i thought it looked cool
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to shape- shift
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: a plane? with gas.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: no
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: only if its my family or my bffl
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: married, 12 kids, corporate lawyer
TEN WHATS:
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: a guy
2. What did you do last night?: pot
3. What is the most important part of your life right now? friends and 2 guys
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: nothing im with mar.
5. What did you last cry over?: karl
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: get a new phone bitches.
9. What are you worried about?: losing karl
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: having sex.
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: yes
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: no who the fuck do you think i am you douche nozzle!
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: MARINA!
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: bry
3. Who was the last person you called?: bry
4. Who was the last person to call you?: bry
5. Who was your first crush?: chris d.
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: chris lion
7.Who is the last person you texted? chris lion
8. Who did you last yell at? bry
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? this morning
2. When did you last see your mom? few hours ago
3. When was your last hug: 2 sec ago
4. When did you last dress up?: thursday
5. When was the last time you cried? like 8 hours ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: 2 fridays ago
7. When were you born?: january
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 15 min away
2. Where did you last go?: my room
3. Where did you last hang out?: um my bed (;
4. Where do you go to school?: stfu you dont need to know
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: with my friends
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my boyfriends pants
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: fuck yes
2. Do they like you too?: both.
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: nahh im fuckin sexy
4. Do you know the muffin man? yeah hes my neighbor.
5. Does the future scare you?: how do i fucking know
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause i love them with a deep passion, its like hotter than helll.
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: none yo business
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: how the fuck do iknow?
4. Why are you doing this survey?: why do you care
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to kill you.
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: i guesss.
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my boyfriends dick.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: yeah...?
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: well....i guess?
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: to become a model.
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: a guy
2. What did you do last night?: pot
3. What is the most important part of your life right now? friends and 2 guys
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: nothing im with mar.
5. What did you last cry over?: karl
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: get a new phone bitches.
9. What are you worried about?: losing karl
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: having sex.
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: yes
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: no who the fuck do you think i am you douche nozzle!
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: MARINA!
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: bry
3. Who was the last person you called?: bry
4. Who was the last person to call you?: bry
5. Who was your first crush?: chris d.
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: chris lion
7.Who is the last person you texted? chris lion
8. Who did you last yell at? bry
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? this morning
2. When did you last see your mom? few hours ago
3. When was your last hug: 2 sec ago
4. When did you last dress up?: thursday
5. When was the last time you cried? like 8 hours ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: 2 fridays ago
7. When were you born?: january
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 15 min away
2. Where did you last go?: my room
3. Where did you last hang out?: um my bed (;
4. Where do you go to school?: stfu you dont need to know
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: with my friends
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my boyfriends pants
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: fuck yes
2. Do they like you too?: both.
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: nahh im fuckin sexy
4. Do you know the muffin man? yeah hes my neighbor.
5. Does the future scare you?: how do i fucking know
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause i love them with a deep passion, its like hotter than helll.
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: none yo business
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: how the fuck do iknow?
4. Why are you doing this survey?: why do you care
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to kill you.
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: i guesss.
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my boyfriends dick.
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: yeah...?
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: well....i guess?
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: to become a model.
S M i L E
[all of your enemies will die eventually]
nottminee(:
[all of your enemies will die eventually]
nottminee(:
Y o u 'v e b e e n p i c k l e d!
I s i t j u s t m e , o r d o e s t h a t s o u n d
w a a a y y y i n a p p r o p r i a t e !
I s i t j u s t m e , o r d o e s t h a t s o u n d
w a a a y y y i n a p p r o p r i a t e !
Today, I got kicked out of gay club at school.
I guess they found out i was straight when i kept waring my "Ilove boys" shirt.
I guess they found out i was straight when i kept waring my "Ilove boys" shirt.
Today,
our school had to plan a fundraiser to earn money for our annual food drive, which we compete with against a rival school. Our school decided to have a Quidditch match. Our principal dressed as Dumbledore and we had students narrate the game in British accents. We even had our fake male cheerleaders dress-up and make a dance to a mix of Single Ladies and the Harry Potter theme song. Guess whose school won?
MLIA
no creditt! mylifeisaverage.com
TEN WHATS:
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: i don't wanna go to school
2. What did you do last night?: lots of homework
3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends and family
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ the football game
5. What did you last cry over?: stress
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: going out with people
9. What are you worried about?: losing my family
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: seeing New Moon!!!!!
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: my dad
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: Brittany
3. Who was the last person you called?: Victoria
4. Who was the last person to call you?: Victoria
5. Who was your first crush?: thomas
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: dad
7.Who is the last person you texted? dad
8. Who did you last yell at? dad
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? this morning
2. When did you last see your mom? 5 minutes ago
3. When was your last hug?: 4th block
4. When did you last dress up?: thursday
5. When was the last time you cried? 'bout 2 months ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago
7. When were you born?: July
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 30 minutes away
2. Where did you last go?: wal- mart
3. Where did you last hang out?: UNCG
4. Where do you go to school?: j.m.
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: w/ my sister
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: yes
2. Do they like you too?: i hope so
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: sometimes
4. Do you know the muffin man? no
5. Does the future scare you?: a little
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause they've been there for me since the start
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: don't have one
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was different
4. Why are you doing this survey?: im bored
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to read peoples minds
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my sister
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: maybe
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: maybe not sure
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: i don't know
1. What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up?: i don't wanna go to school
2. What did you do last night?: lots of homework
3. What is the most important part of your life right now?: friends and family
4. What would you rather be doing right now?: @ the football game
5. What did you last cry over?: stress
6. What always makes you feel better when you're upset?: music
7. What are your plans tomorrow?: going out with people
9. What are you worried about?: losing my family
10. What are you looking forward to most in this week?: seeing New Moon!!!!!
NINE HAVE-YOU-EVERS:
1. Have you ever liked someone with a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yes
2. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes
3. Have you ever played on a sports team?: yes
4. Have you ever been out of the country?: no
6. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?: yes
7. Have you ever had the cops called on you?: no
8. Have you ever dated someone younger then you?: no
9. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?: yes
EIGHT WHOS:
1. Who was the last person you saw?: my dad
2. Who was the last person you hugged?: Brittany
3. Who was the last person you called?: Victoria
4. Who was the last person to call you?: Victoria
5. Who was your first crush?: thomas
6. Who was the last person to text message you?: dad
7.Who is the last person you texted? dad
8. Who did you last yell at? dad
SEVEN WHENS:
1. When was your last shower? this morning
2. When did you last see your mom? 5 minutes ago
3. When was your last hug?: 4th block
4. When did you last dress up?: thursday
5. When was the last time you cried? 'bout 2 months ago
6. When did you last go to the movie theatre?: forever ago
7. When were you born?: July
SIX WHERES:
1. Where do(es) your best friend(s) live?: 30 minutes away
2. Where did you last go?: wal- mart
3. Where did you last hang out?: UNCG
4. Where do you go to school?: j.m.
5. Where is your favorite place to be?: w/ my sister
6. Where did you sleep last night?: my room
FIVE DO/DOES:
1. Do you like someone right now?: yes
2. Do they like you too?: i hope so
3. Do you ever wish you were someone else?: sometimes
4. Do you know the muffin man? no
5. Does the future scare you?: a little
FOUR WHYS:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friends?: cause they've been there for me since the start
2. Why did you get a Facebook?: don't have one
3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?: it was different
4. Why are you doing this survey?: im bored
THREE IFS:
1. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: to read peoples minds
2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?: definately
3. If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one thing what would it be?: my sister
TWO WOULD-YOU-EVERS:
1. Would you ever be friends with someone again, who you promised yourself you never would be because they were mean to you?: maybe
2. Would you ever shave your head to save the person you love?: maybe not sure
ONE
1. Name a dream you wish to fulfill: i don't know
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-When In Rome
can't wait to see it this january<3
-When In Rome
can't wait to see it this january<3
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