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YEAH!?!
Well . . . i have a llama.
let's see you beat that bitch!
let's see you beat that bitch!
*fade credit to _flamie_*
sorry about the randomness. :)
sorry about the randomness. :)
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Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity with my boyfriend. At one really intense part, I sneezed. The entire theater screamed and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend peed himself. MLIA
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i wish this would happen hahha
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i wish this would happen hahha
Yesterday, someone asked me if I would help tutor them in math. I said I would, at a charge of $20 dollars an hour. They told me that they couldn't afford that. I then proceeded to give them the great discount of $10 for half an hour. They took the deal, our first session is next Tuesday. MLIA
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Today, some workmen finished building a fence around my school as a safety precaution. As soon as the workers left, a fellow highschooler put up a sign that read, "Please do not feed the highschoolers." I chose the right highschool. MLIA.
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Today, I was drinking a glass of water and began to choke. I wondered if anyone had ever died of choking on water. My dad then told me "its called drowning." Oh. MLIA
credit to mylifeisaverage.com // :)
credit to mylifeisaverage.com // :)
EMO:
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[] you like the color black
[] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] hate (a)your parent(s)
[x] life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 6
SLUTTY/WHORE:
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[] sometimes likes to drink
[] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[x] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 9
NERD:
[] wear your pants at your waist
[] have/had braces/or getting
[] in advanced classes
[] On Math team
[] Have all A’s
[] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers (some)
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[x] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
PREP:
[x] you own mostly aeropostale
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 ( sometimes)
[x] charlotte rousse ( sometimes)
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[x] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 10
60% emo, 40%slut/whore, 90% jock, 30%nerd 100%Prep
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] you have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[] you like the color black
[] disslike most girly girls
[] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] hate (a)your parent(s)
[x] life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[] dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total: 6
SLUTTY/WHORE:
[] own more than 10 mini shorts
[] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[x] have been called a slut
[] sometimes likes to drink
[] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[] go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[x] own 5 tube tops
[] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 4
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/ played football on a team
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 9
NERD:
[] wear your pants at your waist
[] have/had braces/or getting
[] in advanced classes
[] On Math team
[] Have all A’s
[] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers (some)
[] Watch history channel
[] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[x] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
PREP:
[x] you own mostly aeropostale
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 ( sometimes)
[x] charlotte rousse ( sometimes)
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[x] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 10
60% emo, 40%slut/whore, 90% jock, 30%nerd 100%Prep
& If that one s t u p i d guy
comes to me, and says,
"Can I have your number?"
I'd give them a paper with a 9,
& say,
"There's my house number.
Knock yourself out."
Credit for everything
comes to me, and says,
"Can I have your number?"
I'd give them a paper with a 9,
& say,
"There's my house number.
Knock yourself out."
Credit for everything
i like YOU
(food)
;)
(food)
;)
I did not fall, I was simply testing gravity...
<<it still works.>>
<<it still works.>>
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I MISSED IT AGAIN!
I MISSED IT AGAIN!
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