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Like they say...
chicks before dicks
hoes before bros
sluts before butts
and
malls before balls
us girls we gotta stick together :]

add to favs - #453452 by bayleeboo17 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Hellen Keller
I Dare You Not To Laugh(:

add to favs - #453449 by Gretaxx16 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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&+ When you've hit Rock Bottom,
Theres no place to go but up.

add to favs - #453446 by nizoramax13 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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who's the prettiest crayon in the box? what why is this question being asked. it's me silly(:

add to favs - #453437 by tadams9494 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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who's the prettiest crayon in the box?
what why is this question being asked.
it's me silly(:

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And im the kind of girl ...

That will go on a _{r ^ol ^le ^rc ^o}_{s ^te ^r}and remember the quote that says life is like a roller coster, then ,,,,

ill scream on an escalator.

add to favs - #453413 by BeachlaxX101 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Some Girls like their
                                       Uggboots and Northfacejackets-
Well, i like my
                            blueconverse and polkadotted sweatshirt from
                                                             ~~Walmart~~

All by Moi rateitt:]

add to favs - #453399 by better_off_red on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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i don't need ziplock to stay fresh

add to favs - #453392 by tadams9494 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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you think your fresh?
shoot i'm ripe :]

add to favs - #453383 by tadams9494 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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H0W MANY PE0PLE JUST SAY `'LOL'` WHEN THEY HAVE NO iDEA WHATS GOiNG ON??

add to favs - #453379 by x0nyczqt on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Remember steve
from blues clues?

he didnt go to college...
he got busted for

-----> Marajiuana.

NO JOKE!

add to favs - #453374 by lovebuggg321 on January 08, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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