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made by Cupcake_Ninja
on November 07, 2009 04:54:34

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iwishicouldforget

loljk I just need to remember to get my space bar fixed

made by Happyhome18
on November 07, 2009 03:52:35

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CRY ME A RIVER.
THEN GO DROWN IN IT.©

made by hungryallthewayx
on November 07, 2009 03:19:49

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I AM:

42% emo

12% slutty/whore

15% jock

12% nerd

18% prep

Part One:
EMO
[x ] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ x] disslike most girly girls
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[ x] have given people evil stares
[x] don't get along with parents
[x ] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[ x] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:16

Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[x ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ x] have been called a slut
[ x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 7

Part Three:
JOCK
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play more than 2 sports
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:1

Part Four:
NERD
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 2

Part Five:
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x ] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 4

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd

made by holyblondemoment
on November 07, 2009 01:46:39

quote number 1174618
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I AM: 
<div style="text-align: center;">42% emo</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">12% slutty/whore</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">15% jock</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">12% nerd</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">18% prep</div>
 
 
Part One:  
EMO  
[x ] you own at least 5 black shirts  
[x] you like skinny jeans  
[] you’re listening to music right now  
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before  
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes  
[x] Like the color black  
[ x] disslike most girly girls  
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to  
[x] sometimes like to be alone  
[x] hate popular music  
[x] keep hair in front of your face  
[ x] have given people evil stares  
[x] don't get along with parents  
[x ] Life sucks for you  
[x] have been called emo  
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue  
[ x] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot  
[x] owned a studded belt or want one  
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.  
Total:16 
 
Part Two:  
SLUTTY /WHORE  
[x ] own more than 10 mini shorts  
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night  
[ x] have been called a slut  
[ x] sometimes likes to drink  
[x] ever wore low cut shirts  
[ ] have been called a tease  
[x] Flirt with every guy!  
[x] love the opposite sex  
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week  
[ ] own 5 tube tops  
[x] you kiss because you think its fun  
Total: 7 
 
Part Three:  
JOCK  
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys  
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies  
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday  
[ ] Love sports  
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants  
[ ] Don't wear makeup  
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse  
[] Play more than 2 sports  
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before  
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team  
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team  
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team  
[]You play/played volleyball on a team  
[ ] You run/ran track  
[ ] You play/ played football on a team  
[ ] Been called a jock  
[ ] Have set a record  
[ ] Are friends with your coach  
[ ] Love watching sports  
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired  
Total:1 
 
Part Four:  
NERD  
[ ] wear your pants at your waist  
[x] have/had braces/or getting  
[ ] in advanced classes  
[ ] On Math team  
[ ] Have all A’s  
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)  
[ ] have been called a nerd  
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied  
[ ] LOVE to learn  
[ ] Like your teachers  
[ ] Watch history channel  
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends  
[x] Have been called weird  
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex  
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace  
[] read a book a month  
[] You read on your last spring break  
[ ] Have your own website  
[ ] wear pocket protectors  
Total: 2 
 
Part Five:  
PREP  
[ ] you own mostly hollister  
[] you like to shop at Forever 21  
[ ] charlotte rousse  
[x] wet seal/ delia*s  
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded  
[x ] you like rap/hip hop music  
[x] you like to go to parties  
[] you enjoy yourself no matter what  
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green  
[] for the most part, youre organized  
Total: 4 
 

<div style="text-align: center;">If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes 
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd</div>

Jacob: "What did the blond say when she opened the box of Cheerios?"

Samantha: " I don't know nd I don't care."

Jacob: " Look! Doughnut seeds!"

- Lush<3

made by holyblondemoment
on November 07, 2009 01:15:58

quote number 1174605
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^{color me} _g_{a n g s t e r.}
Comment,favorite
-Kaylaisbeast

made by kaylaisbeast
on November 07, 2009 01:10:50

quote number 1174601
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*Yupp; I'm a fan of
Can I have yo numba?

made by NATALiEx
on November 07, 2009 00:52:09

quote number 1174595
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*Yupp; I'm a fan of
That was NOT your last piece of gum, stop lying!

made by NATALiEx
on November 07, 2009 00:51:04

quote number 1174593
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*Yupp; I'm a fan of
Blowing Bubbles In Chocolate Milk

made by NATALiEx
on November 07, 2009 00:50:05

quote number 1174592
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