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iwishicouldforget

loljk I just need to remember to get my space bar fixed
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 CRY ME A RIVER.
THEN GO DROWN IN IT.©
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I AM:
42% emo
12% slutty/whore
15% jock
12% nerd
18% prep


Part One: 
EMO 
[x ] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[x] Like the color black 
[ x] disslike most girly girls 
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[x] hate popular music 
[x] keep hair in front of your face 
[ x] have given people evil stares 
[x] don't get along with parents 
[x ] Life sucks for you 
[x] have been called emo 
[] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[ x] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot 
[x] owned a studded belt or want one 
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total:16

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 

[x ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[ x] have been called a slut 
[ x] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[ ] have been called a tease 
[x] Flirt with every guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[ ] own 5 tube tops 
[x] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 7

Part Three: 
JOCK 

[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[ ] Love sports 
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ ] Don't wear makeup 
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[] Play more than 2 sports 
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ ] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[ ] Been called a jock 
[ ] Have set a record 
[ ] Are friends with your coach 
[ ] Love watching sports 
[] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total:1

Part Four: 
NERD 

[ ] wear your pants at your waist 
[x] have/had braces/or getting 
[ ] in advanced classes 

[ ] On Math team 
[ ] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[ ] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[x] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[] read a book a month 
[] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 2

Part Five: 
PREP 

[ ] you own mostly hollister 
[] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[ ] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded 
[x ] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 4


If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd

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Jacob: "What did the blond say when she opened the box of Cheerios?"

Samantha: " I don't know nd I don't care."

Jacob: " Look! Doughnut seeds!"


- Lush<3

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color me   g a n g s t e r.

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-Kaylaisbeast 

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*YuppI'faof
Can I have yo numba?
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*YuppI'faof
That was NOT your last piece of gum, stop lying!
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*YuppI'faof
Blowing Bubbles In Chocolate Milk
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU FORTUNE!'  
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