Funny Quotes

-you-
name- Christina
age- 12
sign- idk
school-7th grade at a private school
location- MI

-friends-
nicest- nicole
meanest-natalie
tallest- oliva
shortest-hanna
craziest-josie or sam
smartest- hanna
dumbest-gabby
most trustworthy-shelby
most athletic-hanna?
most likely to end up in jail-me or shelby
most likely to be rich-hanna...she'll probably be an olympic gymnast
most likey to get pregnant by the age of 16- cathy
deepest conversations- cindy or shelby
weirdest conversations- stephen omg lmao
best lyer- me
most organized- probably brendan or hanna
most unorganized-shelby!
always late- meeee
always on time- nicole brendan shelby stephen
always early- hanna

-habits-do you..-
bite your nails- noppee
flirt too much-  nopee
procrastinate- OF COURSE!!
take your anger out on others- not usually
have an eating disorder- well i either dont eat enough or eat too much. haha
judge people easily- sometimes
lose your temper easily- sometimes



-how many times a day do you...-
go to the bathroom- 3 when i have school 4 when i dont haha
change your clothes- 2
shower- early afternoons
slam doors- when im mad
fight with people- yep my parents and bro all the time :) :(
sign online- pssh a lot!! like 7
brush your hair- 3 or 4
made by tigersxloverx24
on July 02, 2009 21:26:02
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                                 Today
           i turned a fake cough into a laugh after i realized no one else was laughing at my joke
made by pebels65
on July 02, 2009 21:26:02
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I told everyone I blew off studying. *
I studied all night. I needed an excuse
just incase I failed.




MLIA(;

made by xonbvballstarxo
on July 02, 2009 21:26:01
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[Danielle is sitting on the steps to go into the swimming pool at the beach.]

Me: What are you doing?

Mckenzie: You look like your taking a crap.

[Funny? True story. I love my friends.]
made by RandomSkittlesx3
on July 02, 2009 21:25:42
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When i saw that Kevin and Danielle got married I was happy.
but then i realized she would be Danielle Jonas. My name is Danielle. It made me very happy. :)
made by TwiLOVER_1901
on July 02, 2009 21:25:19
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Dylan: If I even stand across the mall, and look into Hot Topic, my mom will flip out.
Abby: No affense, but that's kind of pathetic.



[My friends. Thought it was kinda funny.]
made by RandomSkittlesx3
on July 02, 2009 21:23:46
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You called me a bitch? Well....
A btich is a dog
Dogs bark
Bark is part of nature
Nature is beatiful
So thanks for call me beatiful :)
made by Summerxbabe09
on July 02, 2009 21:22:31
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UNICORN TITS
made by beechnutberserkr
on July 02, 2009 21:20:47
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Okay
So there wuz this girl
who wuz on tha bus
nd she had to fart.
But she wuz afraid
evry1 wuld hear her.
So she decided to fart
wen tha bus hits a bump.
So she did nd
she ddnt hear anything.
Wen she gets off tha bus
evy1 wuz laughin
she wondered why 
then she relised
she wuz listening to her
iPod tha whole time...



Haha!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!! Mine<3
made by XoX_beachbaby_XoX
on July 02, 2009 21:19:31
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Today, I got on an elevator alone. The door was still open so I pressed the "door close" button. I don't think the door closed any quicker but I felt good because I was in control.



**MLIA
made by Summerxbabe09
on July 02, 2009 21:19:21
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