Funny Quotes

Today, my precal class was having
a test on graphing functions.
A few minutes into the test, a kid shouted out,
"Holy shift! Look at that asymptote on that
mother function!"
This kid not only earned extra credit,
but the math department got new T-shirts.
MLIA.

i love this! credit to mylifeisaverage.com.
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made by xxkaleyxx
on November 20, 2009 20:45:33

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you can ~~not~~ reach me on my samsung
im busy fucking the world
and giving the universe my damn tounge
crazy mothafucka,
i am one

made by xopink03xo
on November 20, 2009 20:44:20

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am i the ONLY ONE?
who can spend almost 45 minutes
trying to make the perfect
messy bun?

not sure if its mine, i know its true though.
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made by xxkaleyxx
on November 20, 2009 20:40:55

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im on witty and all of a sudden theres a bug on my computer!!! help what should i do. im watching it crawl around on the screen.i wonder what its doing? maybe it thinks it can go into my puterrr. its a very tiny bug. its a new friend maybe he needs somebody right now and im here for him! i think ill name it. its name is gregory! thanks from lexxie for the name. gregory is still here with me. he shall be my friend. he can even watch "star trek" with lexxie:) shes watching it now. there goes gregory up the screen.. or maybe hes just a creeper spying on me!!! ohh noo! helppp! i love gregoryy!!!<33333 my new loverrrrr.

made by ashleeee
on November 20, 2009 20:38:55

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>>. One time .<<
...At band camp... -American Pie

made by souLhunter
on November 20, 2009 20:37:03

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GOOGLE vs. YAHOO! war!!!

Battle 1: the painting

GOOGLE: the painting was a gift todd

YAHOO!: ruby the painting elephant

Decide for yourself who won and comment.
Can i make this a series... i kno theres a lot like this on here?
Press the <3 !! :)

made by xxhurdlerxx
on November 20, 2009 20:24:49

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Want some crackers
with that cheesy quote?

made by bbxsbox3
on November 20, 2009 20:03:07

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Note To Self:
It's illegal to stab people

for being stupid...

*Lazy With Colors*

made by killerdog46
on November 20, 2009 19:56:00

quote number 1197957
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*SARCASM*

the body's natural defense against stupid

made by curlyhairedcutie77
on November 20, 2009 19:45:38

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MOM: did you look at this months Men's Health magazine?
ME: why would I do that?
MOM: That guy you like is on the cover...that actor that plays a dog or something in that movie with Cedric Diggory.....
ME: Twilight?
MOM: ya that one...
ME: so Taylor Lautner?
MOM: Ya!! That's who I'm talking about!
ME: He is SOOOOO hot!!!!!! (pointing to his picture) Isn't he gorgeous?!?!?!?!?!
MOM: I don't see it
ME: how can you say that?!?! Look at this picture (pointing to a different picture) He doesn't have a shirt on!!!
MOM: He's veryy....fit....I'll admit that.....but personally I think Daniel Radcliffe is much more handome
ME: Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! Taylor is sooo much hotter!!!!
MOM: I'm just saying......

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