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HOMEWORK?!?
nahhhh i like(love) witty profiles wayy better.

add to favs - #348120 by hottieee on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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if you are reading this you are a master mind anshould play the mega million

add to favs - #348117 by animal1love on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign� Here:
Hey everyone at the end of this post sign you account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

kaitxxx819
ohsoxcassidy
ChelseaaaXx
Lil_jollyrancher09Enter away message text here.
Hannaxox23
xocutepieox102889
kbrat29
iloveyou07
Nicey<33
kbrat29
nickLUVjonas4eva�
soccagal989
TNGT4EVA
DoEsHeLoveMe�
kristen_77
marri3d2nj0nas� *JonasBrosARElove*
MeaghaNxJonaS� <3
abbbzzz WaNdA <3* ;]

add to favs - #348109 by NaNoxOx49 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Sign� Here: Hey everyone at the end of this post sign you account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on. Make your name look pretty. kaitxxx819 ohsoxcassidy ChelseaaaXx Lil_jollyrancher09Enter away message text here. Hannaxox23 xocutepieox102889 kbrat29 iloveyou07 Nicey<33 kbrat29 nickLUVjonas4eva�  soccagal989 TNGT4EVA DoEsHeLoveMe�  kristen_77 marri3d2nj0nas� *JonasBrosARElove* MeaghaNxJonaS� <3 abbbzzz WaNdA <3* ;]

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+& I'm the type of girl that says
'sorry'
When I bump into a chair.

add to favs - #348102 by xflyingferretx on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

+& I'm the type of girl that says 'sorry' When I bump into a chair.

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Why does eating relieve our stress when

in fact, Stressed is Desserts spelled b _ac _kw _ar _ds?

add to favs - #348089 by ccmmpp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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i keep seein the
same quotes
OVER && OVER
&& OVER AGAIN

add to favs - #348085 by CharV on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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rate
high
if
you
think
this
is
stupid....

add to favs - #348084 by FangsxUpxCobraXxStyle on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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&&I'm the kind of girl that
will burst out laughing at
something that happened;;
yesterday =]

rate high if your like this! cuz i know i am =]

add to favs - #348078 by xokatexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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you asked me to sit next to you, i smiled
you asked me to dance, i smiled
you hugged me, i smiled
you held my hand, i smiled
you put your arm around me, i smiled
you looked passed me and walked right by, i died.

add to favs - #348068 by hearts_xoxo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #9:
In a deck of cards, the king
of hearts is the only
king without a mustache.

add to favs - #348056 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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