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Random Fact #9:
In a deck of cards, the king
 of hearts is the only
king without a mustache.

RECENTLY ON THE BUS...

a weird kid made a face at the shining sun shining through the window.
we all stared at him funny as he exclaimed
"IM A VAMPIRE I CANT BE IN THE SUN OR MY SKIN WILL BURN!"
so i breavely announced,
"fool. vampires sparkle"




myan
really happened. haha.

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Random Fact #8:
The most money ever paid
for a cow in an auction
was $1.3 million.

Dont You Hate It When...
A book leaves you hanging and you have to wait
like a year for the next one to come out?

Random Fact #7:
No piece of paper can be
folded more than seven times.

Today, I got a new pair of headphones.
And they came with Instructions!

Honestly, what are they going to tell me?
1. Open Headset.
2. Insert Head.

Dont You Hate It When...
Someone spreads a rumour about your friend
and they say its you?

guy: i really really like you
girl thinking....
girl: oh..ok...i really dont know how to reply to that..
guy:...oh...y
girl thinking, cuz i rlly hate ur guts, i hate how u think you have to lie to me to get me to notice u, it makes me hate u more!
girl: cuz im not rlly dating these days...sry i feel really bad saying this
guy: oh, its ok....

ughh y do people do this!!! y cant people just say, "sry i dont like u" and be over it..although listening to my friend tell me was rather amusing, especially wiht all of the sound effects she gave!...lol

Dont You Hate It When...
you go to talk to someone that you REALLY have to
talk to on aim and before you press enter they sign off?