Funny Quotes

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The forbidden drink [Mountain Dew]

add to favs - #347976 by YouAreMine on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Imma smart purple

add to favs - #347971 by YouAreMine on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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and they say nothing is impossible?
[(pfft)]
try going on aim and having not
one person logged on.

sorry guys. i was lazy. no colors.
add them if you want.
*my credit**

add to favs - #347969 by bobbypingirl101 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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dont you hate it when
you have a guy teacher and he
kinda ignores you
because he thinks u have
a crush in him but you dont?

add to favs - #347961 by just_smile_95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Jealousy;
is a disease. Get
well soon bitch!

add to favs - #347958 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign� Here:
Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your real name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

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ChelseaaaXx
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peacelovejonas4ever16 xoToRiox17

add to favs - #347947 by just_smile_95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Sign� Here: Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your real name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on. Make your name look pretty. ohsoxcassidy ChelseaaaXx Lil_jollyrancher09 Hannaxox23 xocutepieox102889kbrat29 iloveyou07 Nicey<33 kbrat29 nickLUVjonas4eva� � � �  TessiePOP�  HOTgirlsPLAYSoftball Pgcoacher353 �heartonsleeve� &hearts;�  Allie8787� &hearts; � �  aLyBaY03�  legomatic77� � � � *the best*�  <STRIKE>x</STRIKE>claress27<STRIKE>x</STRIKE> peacelovejonas4ever16     xoToRiox17

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. . .and im the type of girl who walks into parked cars, when i run

into a chair i say sorry, i fall going up the stairs, and believe it

or not i HAVE tried to drown a fish. =] but thats what makes me who i am. . .

add to favs - #347946 by alybay03 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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_{If you are a Twilight hater, please rate high. If not a Twilight hater don't do anything. There is a separate qoute for you.}

add to favs - #347944 by kitkat11katy on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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stop woth the random facts!!!!!

add to favs - #347943 by just_smile_95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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_{If you are a Twilight lover, please rate high. If not a twilight lover then do nothing. There is a separate qoute for you.}

add to favs - #347939 by kitkat11katy on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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